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		<title>Non-Fiction by Non-Men: Sara Faith Alterman</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2020 22:29:27 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>For the full interview, see it on&#160;Fiction Advocate.Published on September 15, 2020. — Sara Faith Alterman&#160;is the author of&#160;Let’s Never Talk About This Again: A Memoir.&#160;She’s written for&#160;The New York Times,&#160;McSweeney’s, and&#160;The&#160;Boston Globe, as well as the anthologies&#160;Modern Loss: Candid [&#8230;]</p>
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<p><strong>For the full interview, see it on&nbsp;<em><a href="https://fictionadvocate.com/2020/09/15/non-fiction-by-non-men-sara-faith-alterman/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Fiction Advocate</a></em>.<br>Published on September 15, 2020.</strong></p>



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<p><a href="https://sarafaithalterman.com/"><em>Sara Faith Alterman&nbsp;</em></a><em>is the author of&nbsp;</em><a href="https://www.grandcentralpublishing.com/titles/sara-faith-alterman/lets-never-talk-about-this-again/9781538748671/">Let’s Never Talk About This Again: A Memoir</a>.<em>&nbsp;She’s written for&nbsp;</em><a href="https://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2015/10/22/dads-last-ice-cream/">The New York Times</a><em>,&nbsp;</em><a href="https://www.mcsweeneys.net/authors/sara-faith-alterman">McSweeney’s</a><em>, and&nbsp;</em><a href="https://www.bostonglobe.com/arts/2011/12/01/falling-love-with-boy-next-door-years-later/GWd8eBM3XflLsFoNK5PMbN/story.html?outputType=amp">The&nbsp;Boston Globe</a><em>, as well as the anthologies&nbsp;</em><a href="https://modernloss.com/our-book/">Modern Loss: Candid Conversations About Grief</a><em>&nbsp;and&nbsp;</em><a href="https://www.sixwordmemoirs.com/six-press/not-quite-what-i-was-planning/">Not Quite What I Was Planning: Six Word Memoirs by Writers Famous and Obscure</a><em>. She also produces&nbsp;</em><a href="https://getmortified.com/"><em>Mortified</em></a><em>, the acclaimed stage show, podcast, and&nbsp;</em><a href="https://www.netflix.com/title/80118913"><em>Netflix series</em></a><em>&nbsp;that features adults reading from their cringe-worthy teenage diaries Alterman grew up in the Boston area, but now lives in San Francisco with her family. She will always be a Masshole at heart.</em></p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Aug 2019 12:27:35 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Come see me read this Friday 8/30 at 7:00pm in a very special Mortified show at the Morse Institute Library in Natick, Massachusetts. This Mortified show will consist of not only the usual hilarious stories of preteen embarrassment but it [&#8230;]</p>
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<p>Come see me read <strong>this Friday 8/30 at 7:00pm</strong> in <a href="https://www.facebook.com/events/357486851588589/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">a very special Mortified show</a> at the <a href="https://morseinstitute.org/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Morse Institute Library</a> in <strong>Natick, Massachusetts</strong>. This <a href="http://getmortified.com/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Mortified</a> show will consist of not only the usual hilarious stories of preteen embarrassment but it will also include a piece about the craft of storytelling. The writing teacher in me is <em>very&nbsp;</em>excited.</p>
<p><strong>Tickets are free!</strong> <a href="https://www.eventbrite.com/e/mortified-natick-tickets-67741331145" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Click here</a> to register.</p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2018 12:18:39 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>As you may know, I’ve become a bit of a regular reader at the Mortified show at Oberon, thanks to the best-ever Mortified producer, Sara Faith Alterman. Not only that, last year I was featured on episode 89 of the Mortified Podcast, reading my [&#8230;]</p>
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<p>As you may know, I’ve become a bit of a regular reader at the <a href="http://getmortified.com/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Mortified</a> show at <a href="http://americanrepertorytheater.org/oberon" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Oberon</a>, thanks to the best-ever Mortified producer, <a href="http://sarafaithalterman.com/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Sara Faith Alterman</a>. Not only that, <a href="https://ebbartels.wordpress.com/2017/02/20/mortified-podcast/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">last year I was featured on episode 89</a> of the <a href="http://getmortified.com/podcast/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Mortified Podcast</a>, reading my traumatizing childhood pet stories. Now I am excited to share that I am back on the <a href="http://getmortified.com/podcast/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Mortified Podcast</a>, this time talking about the most stressful part of middle school: the dreaded 8th grade dance.</p>
<p>Check out episode <a href="https://radiopublic.com/Mortified/ep/s1!5dd168af215e1b1e450ab34ae8adde696312511a" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">140: How I Survived Eighth Grade</a>, featuring Bo Burnham and Elsie Fisher of the new movie <em>Eighth Grade</em>! Listen <a href="https://radiopublic.com/Mortified/ep/s1!5dd168af215e1b1e450ab34ae8adde696312511a" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">here</a> or on <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-mortified-podcast/id964902342?mt=2" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">iTunes</a>.</p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2017 13:32:25 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>As you may know, I&#8217;ve become a bit of a regular reader at the Mortified show at Oberon, thanks to the best-ever Mortified producer, Sara Faith Alterman. But now I&#8217;m super excited to share that you don&#8217;t have to be in the Cambridge area [&#8230;]</p>
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<p>As you may know, I&#8217;ve become a bit of a regular reader at the <a href="http://getmortified.com/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Mortified</a> show at <a href="http://americanrepertorytheater.org/oberon" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Oberon</a>, thanks to the best-ever Mortified producer, <a href="http://sarafaithalterman.com/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Sara Faith Alterman</a>. But now I&#8217;m super excited to share that you don&#8217;t have to be in the Cambridge area to hear me read my most embarrassing childhood journal entries!</p>
<p>Check out the most recent episode of the <a href="http://getmortified.com/podcast" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Mortified Podcast</a> (<strong>89: An Ode to Childhood Pets</strong>), to hear about my past pet tortoise Aristotle and my current book project. I&#8217;m honored to be featured with such hilarious individuals––and it&#8217;s comforting to know I wasn&#8217;t the only kid who felt closer to animals than people, or who tried to incorporate pets into every possible school project. Thanks to <a href="https://twitter.com/neilkatcher" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Neil Katcher</a> for interviewing me and including me in the podcast.</p>
<p>Listen <a href="http://getmortified.com/podcast/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">here</a> or download on <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-mortified-podcast/id964902342?mt=2" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">iTunes</a>.</p>
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